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| Is it a bar, is it a jungle, is it some kind of wild pick-up joint? Yes, I mean, no.
Level 9 is the place to be if you’ve got a mobile phone and you want to sign up for great prizes and special offers. More importantly, it’s where I hang out (I’m Momo) and you couldn’t imagine any better company.
| If you’ve got a mobile, you’re in, whether you’re a primate or some other species. From then on, whatever’s hot, whatever’s cool, you’ll be the first to the prize, because we’ll send you an SMS and let you know where it’s at. |  |
Best of all, you won’t be charged a cent to join or to remain on the level. And if you’re worried about being lonely at the top, get your friends up to Level 9 too and we’ll all have a party.
 | Does this mean I’m about to become a spam sandwich?
Take it from me, the answer is no (and if you can’t trust a monkey, who can you trust?) You won’t receive more than eight messages a month from Level 9. |
Rest assured, too, that you can get out as easily as you got in. Simply go to our totally discreet section titled ‘update profile’ and communicate with our man on the ground. He’ll sort you out, good and proper.
So I’ll stop all this chatter now and let you get the lift. Press here and we’ll take you up there. Good luck with the prizes.
May the heavens rain bananas on you.
Momo
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